SLUGGISH is out of the office.
Until September 8, right after Labor Day. See you soon.
It's not his nose that grows.
A mid-1970s newspaper ad for a local movie theater features two programs. In the afternoon there was a children's matinee of a 1956 Margaret O'Brien musical called Glory, and the evening double feature was the X-rated Joys of Georgette and Sweet Taste of Joy.
Dude, I am trying to eat my kouign-amann.
There's a one-off character that exists in the world of the Peanuts comic strip. Technically, he has no name. He also has no face, as we see him only from behind. He's a kid Charlie Brown meets at summer camp, and his response to everyone
Fuck ONE NIGHT ONLY
Unmarried people can't have sex, unless it's done on one specific, government-approved, Purge-style night. This is how your script gets on the Black List. Of course, in the confounding, oblivious One Night Only, it is, quite intentionally, never adequately explained how the United States
Pool Day
A Pool Day is different from a Pool Morning. Pool Morning is when I go to the West Hollywood Aquatic Center at 6am for the purpose of exercise. It's a habit but not a pleasure. On Saturday, when it was quite hot, after I had spent the morning
The food is smaller and flavorless and annoying and I'm upset.
Last week, Alonso, who likes for me to share in the miserable information he finds online, sent me a link to WorseOnPurpose.com It's an addictive and depressing site devoted to brutal facts about corporations that run the planet and how everything you buy is worse than it
5x5 7/24/26
* Behind me in line at the grocery store checkout, she said, "You've only got one life, you have to do something with it. Our brains were made to absorb infinite information. The scientists say we're meant to live eternally. Well, the ones who are Christians
FIUME O MORTE! is a reminder of the time the fascists took over for a bit. Then everyone forgot about it.
Fiume o morte! is a slyly entertaining film about a dreadful subject, but don't feel too left out if you didn't know it existed. It went from film festivals in 2025 to a European release to a very limited North American theatrical experience earlier this year.
The Great Escape
Something took my phone on a Prefab Sprout algorithm tour. Which came first, Hayley Williams and Romy singing the song "Wild Horses," and the video hitting everywhere at once, or my friend Aaron mentioning them in a reel, or two other people talking about them elsewhere? I don&
I love Los Angeles: obstacle course: 7/2/25
I'm taking my A-List Stubs Card status to see the Olivia Wilde/Seth Rogen/Penelope Cruz/Edward Norton movie about heterosexual swingers. I'm going to the AMC Grove 14 because it's the one that's closest to my home. I want to
NEW/OLD: Bait + Enys Men
NEW/OLD is what I call pieces where I talk about older films (2025 back to whenever) that I've seen for the first time. Now you know. On the next episode of Linoleum Knife, Alonso and I will be talking about Rose of Nevada, the latest film from
Regarding what's left of this cake:
Nothing goes as planned. I baked a coconut cake for Alonso and then he got a mild variation on The Summer Cold. I put the layers in the freezer for later use and made him drink a lot of hot chicken broth. Then I cancelled on the friends who were